At Bobcat Motors, we offer a goddamn surprise with every abandoned suitcase. Watch this space for more head and body laceration specials.
Regarding The Andy Williams Show:n hindsight, it's obvious that The Bear represented Andy's severely repressed libido, following and harassing him while he poured sweet harmless love songs into the ears of America. The Bear was a fool but could not be denied. In a routine left on the cutting room floor by the network, The Bear ravishes Elke Sommer as Charlie Callas zoots and gribbles in the background.
Chronic goobware installation will make any ewok weenie rage against Ralph Edwards.
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