tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post7228729068601732416..comments2023-06-27T01:34:35.359-07:00Comments on Ted Burke LIKE IT OR NOT: Don DeLillo, Cell Phones, The Destruction of IronyTED BURKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16610296721891201100noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-32917692218567600552017-11-06T00:38:32.176-08:002017-11-06T00:38:32.176-08:00I'm a bigger dick than I was before. I bought ...I'm a bigger dick than I was before. I bought a cell phone years ago. Oh wellTED BURKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16610296721891201100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-42457425029551758972007-04-23T06:39:00.000-07:002007-04-23T06:39:00.000-07:00But I'm a dick without a cell phone.But I'm a dick without a cell phone.TED BURKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16610296721891201100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-76393331331809407342007-04-23T01:05:00.000-07:002007-04-23T01:05:00.000-07:00Well, we're all dicks sometimes, Ted.Well, we're all dicks sometimes, Ted.Dawn Coyotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05878588090733942606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-89402182445251583232007-04-21T11:12:00.000-07:002007-04-21T11:12:00.000-07:00Fuckin'A right, brah..Fuckin'A right, brah..TED BURKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16610296721891201100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-17318159403852110062007-04-21T07:39:00.000-07:002007-04-21T07:39:00.000-07:00There are no goddamn cell phones allowed on the Ta...There are no goddamn cell phones allowed on the <I>Talk Show On A Bus</I>!! This is the United States of (insert harmonica blast) TED!!! Goodnight everybody!(Harmonica solo, fade to commmercial)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00922996648969538941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-87598981988520672572007-04-21T06:55:00.000-07:002007-04-21T06:55:00.000-07:00My instinct is to grab the devices and likewise to...My instinct is to grab the devices and likewise toss them, smash and mash them, but that would mean too many fights to have to win in one week. I do, though, refuse to allow cell phone users their use of their techo pacifier if I've been sitting in the seat first. I claim my rights as a passenger, and confirm some other passenger's suspicion that I'm a dick. But that's life in the big city.TED BURKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16610296721891201100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6531553.post-26035291613299663902007-04-19T10:52:00.000-07:002007-04-19T10:52:00.000-07:00Literature review plus cultural commentary. I like...Literature review plus cultural commentary. I like it. On cell phone use in public: it's easy to be inconsiderate toward people you're pretending don't exist. Perhaps if we all didn't ignore each other so much, we wouldn't use cell phones the way we do. I hate it, too, though. On that bus, I'd have had to supress the urge to rip the phone out of her hand and lob it out the window.Dawn Coyotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05878588090733942606noreply@blogger.com